“Sorry Boy”

The Eagertones – Sorry Boy, from the album “Rock Is What You Got”

Lyrics:

i was sitting at the beach watching the girls go by
didn’t have much else to do
when along came a bird and she caught my eye
i tried to act real cool
she sat down beside me acting anything but shy
the next move was mine i knew

and i would have whispered in her ear
all the things that girls like to hear

but my lips got stuck to my popsicle
i tried but they wouldn’t come loose
my lips got stuck to my popsicle
it was the last that i saw of her

i was sitting in a bar with a tropical drink
my mind was floating away
when along came a girl acting anything but shy
i knew this was my day
my mind worked quick i knew i had to think
of something witty and wild to say

but i spilled my drink down the front of my shirt
i was hit with a tropical punch
i spilled that drink down the front of my shirt
it was the last i saw of her

i was sitting in a club watching the girls dance
didn’t have nowhere to be
a pretty young lady looking right for romance
had her eye glued to me
she moved up beside me asked if i’d like to dance
and i knew this was my chance

but my feet got caught in my trouser leg
i ended up kissing the floor
my feet got caught in my trouser leg
it was the last i saw of her

(Bradley, Onnery)